pleatedjeans:

History According to Tumblr (18 Pics) pleatedjeans:

History According to Tumblr (18 Pics) pleatedjeans:

History According to Tumblr (18 Pics) pleatedjeans:

History According to Tumblr (18 Pics) pleatedjeans:

History According to Tumblr (18 Pics) pleatedjeans:

History According to Tumblr (18 Pics)

You know the saying that talks about how women can do everything a man can do but in heels? Yeah maybe sometimes but that’s not even that great when you realize that women can do everything a man can do but with gut wrenching cramps and act like everything is fine and dandy and their insides aren’t tearing apart. That shit is impressive.

vvhitehouse:

aneastcoastbreeze:

vvhitehouse:

advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

  • instant cute outfit with minimal effort
  • it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
  • sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
  • u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know

disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

Guys think they’re totally not cute lol

the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus

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therealhamster:

why doesn’t anyone ever mention how good at sewing spiderman is

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catgoddess:

awwww-cute:

Get away from my food! Wait… You’re… Really Fluffy

*Pat pat pat pat*

catgoddess:

awwww-cute:

Get away from my food! Wait… You’re… Really Fluffy

*Pat pat pat pat*

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adverber:

xproblem-childx999:

cutebabe:

fuck regular q-tips i need some masculinity-tips 

what… do you build.. with a qtip…

an empire

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asammyg:

How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again. 

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curvellas:

tumblr made me a much more tolerant and less judgmental person like my cousin be like “omg look at that bitch eyebrows she drew them damn near in her hairline” and i’m like shrug maybe the bitch wanted to have eyebrows in her hairline you don’t know shit about her life.

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today I was behind a guy on the interstate who drove for 200+ miles with his left blinker on. The whole way. 

liambringmethepayne:

liambringmethepayne:

bloodcavern:

what if you went outside and saw slender man what would you do

tobey maguire or andrew garfield 

i thought this said spider man please ignore me

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Kids make the script and do the voices and the parents act it out for them. i.e. the cutest thing ever. 

So this lady made a really terrible joke about blind people at the grocery store when people just stared she said “No it’s okay, my son is blind.”

How about I smack you in the face with a 2X4? No, its okay because my uncle owns a hardware store. 

coffeebuddha:

coffeebuddha:

All I want in a boyfriend is someone who won’t touch me or talk to me, but who periodically checks in to see if I’m okay and brings me food whenever I ask.

A waiter. I just realized I’m looking for a waiter.

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sadorapus:

candyredterezii:

people should just reply to anon hate with this

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damn dude thats brutal

Mr. Rogers has a special pair of shoes just for his house. And you have disappointed him. Let that soak in. 

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