today I was behind a guy on the interstate who drove for 200+ miles with his left blinker on. The whole way. 

liambringmethepayne:

liambringmethepayne:

bloodcavern:

what if you went outside and saw slender man what would you do

tobey maguire or andrew garfield 

i thought this said spider man please ignore me

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Kids make the script and do the voices and the parents act it out for them. i.e. the cutest thing ever. 

So this lady made a really terrible joke about blind people at the grocery store when people just stared she said “No it’s okay, my son is blind.”

How about I smack you in the face with a 2X4? No, its okay because my uncle owns a hardware store. 

coffeebuddha:

coffeebuddha:

All I want in a boyfriend is someone who won’t touch me or talk to me, but who periodically checks in to see if I’m okay and brings me food whenever I ask.

A waiter. I just realized I’m looking for a waiter.

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sadorapus:

candyredterezii:

people should just reply to anon hate with this

image

damn dude thats brutal

Mr. Rogers has a special pair of shoes just for his house. And you have disappointed him. Let that soak in. 

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sadorapus:

candyredterezii:

people should just reply to anon hate with this

image

damn dude thats brutal

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“Filipino artist Noel Cruz transforms mass-produced dolls to create stunningly realistic one-of-a-kind figures of celebrities.” 

“Filipino artist Noel Cruz transforms mass-produced dolls to create stunningly realistic one-of-a-kind figures of celebrities.” 

“Filipino artist Noel Cruz transforms mass-produced dolls to create stunningly realistic one-of-a-kind figures of celebrities.” 

“Filipino artist Noel Cruz transforms mass-produced dolls to create stunningly realistic one-of-a-kind figures of celebrities.” 

“Filipino artist Noel Cruz transforms mass-produced dolls to create stunningly realistic one-of-a-kind figures of celebrities.” 

“Filipino artist Noel Cruz transforms mass-produced dolls to create stunningly realistic one-of-a-kind figures of celebrities.” 

“Filipino artist Noel Cruz transforms mass-produced dolls to create stunningly realistic one-of-a-kind figures of celebrities.” 

“Filipino artist Noel Cruz transforms mass-produced dolls to create stunningly realistic one-of-a-kind figures of celebrities.” 

“Filipino artist Noel Cruz transforms mass-produced dolls to create stunningly realistic one-of-a-kind figures of celebrities.” 

Filipino artist Noel Cruz transforms mass-produced dolls to create stunningly realistic one-of-a-kind figures of celebrities.” 

(via doomaday)

steampunktendencies:

Jellyfish Air Plants (PetitBeast)
steampunktendencies:

Jellyfish Air Plants (PetitBeast)
steampunktendencies:

Jellyfish Air Plants (PetitBeast)
steampunktendencies:

Jellyfish Air Plants (PetitBeast)
steampunktendencies:

Jellyfish Air Plants (PetitBeast)
steampunktendencies:

Jellyfish Air Plants (PetitBeast)

I told my mom that I wanted Art Snacks and all the pysch seasons for my birthday and she was all “don’t you want a new car?”

Funny thing is, I’d rather have my first choice. 

  • me yesterday night : lol who needs sleep
  • me today: i do. i need sleep.
  • me tonight: lol who needs sleep
amyfacelovesyou:

We interrupt this dashboard to announce that wiggly pigling.

amyfacelovesyou:

We interrupt this dashboard to announce that wiggly pigling.

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totallyspocked:

cassadypoststhings:

nofuzz:

I’m sorry I’m not sorry.

THIS IS THE GREATEST POST ON THIS SITE.


totallyspocked:

cassadypoststhings:

nofuzz:

I’m sorry I’m not sorry.

THIS IS THE GREATEST POST ON THIS SITE.


totallyspocked:

cassadypoststhings:

nofuzz:

I’m sorry I’m not sorry.

THIS IS THE GREATEST POST ON THIS SITE.


totallyspocked:

cassadypoststhings:

nofuzz:

I’m sorry I’m not sorry.

THIS IS THE GREATEST POST ON THIS SITE.

totallyspocked:

cassadypoststhings:

nofuzz:

I’m sorry I’m not sorry.

THIS IS THE GREATEST POST ON THIS SITE.

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ihonormycode-thatswhatibelieve:

amerikhantrash:

Mrs. Packard could simply walk into Mordor. And put out her cigarette on Sauron’s eye. 

The amount of fucks not given in this scene is astounding.
ihonormycode-thatswhatibelieve:

amerikhantrash:

Mrs. Packard could simply walk into Mordor. And put out her cigarette on Sauron’s eye. 

The amount of fucks not given in this scene is astounding.
ihonormycode-thatswhatibelieve:

amerikhantrash:

Mrs. Packard could simply walk into Mordor. And put out her cigarette on Sauron’s eye. 

The amount of fucks not given in this scene is astounding.
ihonormycode-thatswhatibelieve:

amerikhantrash:

Mrs. Packard could simply walk into Mordor. And put out her cigarette on Sauron’s eye. 

The amount of fucks not given in this scene is astounding.

ihonormycode-thatswhatibelieve:

amerikhantrash:

Mrs. Packard could simply walk into Mordor. And put out her cigarette on Sauron’s eye. 

The amount of fucks not given in this scene is astounding.

(via omegainthewild)